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The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet

from Hyperromantic by Pulp Fever

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lyrics

he is The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet
he is The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet
the've conducted studies
and concluded without question
that he is The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet

doctors hate him
not for any medical purpose, mind you
carpenters hate him
lawers hate him
housewives hate him
art critics hate him
welders
vloggers
burnouts
even children learn to absolutely hate him
he is, after all,
The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet

nobody fucks him
you can count his bodies on one finger
his sweetheart from junior high
they agreed to wait until they were both sixteen
it happened on his birthday
then on his eighteenth, two years to the day
she kissed his cheek and turned away
how unbelievably cliche
to fuck The Most Fuckable Man on the Planet

this is a song about manifesting
these are my deepest desires
i'm a sadomasocharsonist
and i'll set myself on fire
oh
PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCK
PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCKPEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCKPEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCKPEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCKPEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO FUCK

you're phasing
phasing no one
should have left your malaise unspoken
you just had to be so open
go full joe rogan

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from Hyperromantic, released March 3, 2023

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Pulp Fever New York, New York

NYC dream punk

Pulp Fever are:
William Lorenz
Cashel O'Malley
Spencer Nachman
Jake Regensburg
Beau Valentine

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